darlingdegausser:

I need a cute boy between my thighs who’ll pin me down and call me princess.



sassykardashian:

me: i love you

you: ilyt

me: 

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Anonymous asked:
Lol we've talked before =P

Like you have my number talked or just through tumblr?





Your miseries will lead you to great discoveries.
A. Abraham (via wnq-writers)


earthyday:

Love  by Patrick Bakkum

earthyday:

Love by Patrick Bakkum



thedreamleftbehind:

triplash:

binart:

TODAY ON, “I DIDN’T REALIZE I WAS INTO THAT.”

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THE TERRIFYING JOURNEY OF SELF DISCOVERY

THIS

Lmaooooo yes



  • week 1 of friendship: this is a cool person
  • week 30 of friendship: this is a gay egg


trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

(Source: trxpicals)



sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface



tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it



  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat


communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6



meme4u:

sad

meme4u:

sad





dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business